So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
