Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
another moral hangover. fuck.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I'm passing your future prison.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
