ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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