sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
Randomize
