Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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