singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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