I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
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