theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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