That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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