i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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