guys are not supposed to queef...right?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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