You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Randomize
