so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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