Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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