She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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