okay pat passed out under dana's car
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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