Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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