My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
why do cheetos always look like penises
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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