You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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