On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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