He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I accidentally had phone sex last night
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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