Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
You left your underwear on the fireplace
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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