I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Randomize
