Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
