okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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