he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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