break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
We need to rekindle our bromance
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
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