People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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