I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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