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wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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