Just fell off a train. Bad.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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