Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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