You can't motorboat a personality
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
