My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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