i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
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