He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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