even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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