At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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