i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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