dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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