i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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