are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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