I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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