Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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