when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
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