I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I have feelings that need drinking.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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