Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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