but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
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