Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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