i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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