I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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