marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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