Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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